As TYBMS results are expected today or probably this week, BMS.co.in presents the hilarious BMS Results Jokes to overcome your results fever and panic and go on laugh:
1)
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
Is this love?
GOD replied,
no dear, result is near!
2)
Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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.
.
.
.
We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now!
3)
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
4)
Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!
Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!
Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.
Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!
Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!
5)
Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!!
Answer sheet main jo likha hai uski Faryad na krna,
Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!
Uski Fikar main Apney HOlidays barBaad Na Karna:)
6)
Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
7)
“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….”
8)
Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAM RESULTS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
9)
Bahut dard hota he jab teacher bolta hai ki
tumhara or tumhare aage wale ka answer 1 hi he
tab dilse aawaz ati he to sale sawal bhi to 1 hi tha 
10)
That Awesome Moment When You Get..
A Good Grade For A Test You Didn’t Study For
&
Suddenly Your Mom Wakes You
&
You Realize It Was Just
A Dream..
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