10 Awesome Hilarious ‘CID’ Jokes, Tweets, Facebook Status, WhatsApp Messages

1. LADY: Rahul mera bhai tha! DAYA:Kya rahul tumhara bhai tha??LADY: Haan Rahul mere bhai tha
2. ACP: Rahul sach me tumhara bhai tha?Lady: Ha sir…wo mera bhai tha…Abhijeet: My god! iska matlab… Tum rahul ki behen ho..Fredricks: Sir sir. iska matlab ye dono bhai behen hai.
3. Salunke just presses CTRL + ALT & gets the Finger Prints tested.
4. People remember a person they just saw once & give the exact sketch…!!
5. Daya has the world record of breaking most no. of doors. Accused person accepts his crime only after getting a slap from Daya on the face.
6. In the entire 20 story building of C.I.D only 7 people work!
7. C.I.D bureau has 1 Toyota Qualis since last 11 years…
8. Dil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paaro, Waah…Dil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paaro, Daya, ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro.
9. Pani Tha Glass Mein, Glass Gira Niche, Pani Tha Glass Mein, Glass Gira Niche ACP Ne Kaha- Aab Kaatna Sari Umar Salakho Ke Piche.
10. Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai, Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai. Oh my god! Sir ye toh mar chuka hai.

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