Mumbai University is also known as The University of Mumbai. It was earlier known as University of Bombay. The university is one of the oldest and premier universities in India established in 1857. It ranks among the top 3 universities of India. The university has 2 campuses at Vidyanagari and Fort respectively and sub-campuses at Ratnagiri, Thane and Kalyan. More than 700 colleges are affiliated to the University of Mumbai. Mumbai University was given grade “A” status in 2012 by NAAC. The university has excelled in sports, cultural and out-reach activities at national level. Mumbai University offers Bachelors, Masters and Doctoral degrees apart from diplomas and certificates in many fields. At international level, Mumbai University was ranked 41 among the top 50 engineering schools in the world. In 2013, Mumbai University was ranked 5th in the list of top 10 best universities in India by India Today. Dr. Rajan Welukar is the current Vice-chancellor of University of Mumbai. Notable alumni of the Mumbai University include – B.R. Ambedkar, M.K. Gandhi, Sunil Gavaskar, Madhuri Dixit, Sonakshi Sinha and many more.
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1) Before taking engineering asked a senior “engg lu kya?”
he replied,
“M.U. me le”
After 5 semsters i undrstud that he didn’t mean Mumbai University!
2) What you will learn in Mumbai University:
You can study hard and still fail
You cannot study and pass
Multiple choice does not mean easy
Earlier batches of engineers were lucky!
Six exams can be written in 4 days, but it hurts
You can skip all the classes, study for 15 minutes before the final and still do better than an arts student in any arts class
Pi to six decimal places
Judging by my fellow students, engineers are either drunks or geeks
Everyone is someone else’s wierdo
Front Row people are wierd
Those who can, do, those who can’t, teach
A 95.75% can be an A
An 80.1% can be an A+
You can kill your neighbors with a 9 volt battery
3) What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his Mumbai University examination?
”Dad they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing.”
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