1) LOVE STORY OF DOCTOR:
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I love her – she love me
I got MBBS
She got BCOM
I was doing MBBS
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 MD entrance
She got married
I m doing MD
She’s d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st stndrd,
I became DOCTRATE
Hr daughtr passd 10th,
I hav joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.
The Greatest irony-
Today is my ENGAGEMENT
& Her daughter also got married today.
2) A young guy comes to a doctor. After examination the doctor says:
– So, we will have to cut one of your lungs.
The guy is astonished and tells:
– But doctor, my lungs have always been great, I have never had any problems with them.
– I see it myself. But your liver have no room anymore.
3) Doctor:
– Madam, please prepare your husband for the worst!
Wife:
– Oh God, will he die?
Doctor:
– No. He will not be allowed to drink any beer!
4) At psychiatrist:
– Do you consume alcohol?
– No.
– Do you smoke?
– No.
– Do you use drugs?
– No.
– Do you play cards?
– No.
– Do you run after other women?
– No.
– So why did you come to me?
– You see, doc, I have one little problem – I lie a lot…
5) Doc to a patient:
– There are no doubts – you have been poisoned!
– For goodness’ sake, With what, Doc?
– Don’t worry, we’ll find that out during dissection…
6) A French woman comes to the doctor. Doc:
– Madam, I have some great news for you.
– I’m Mademoiselle, not madam, please.
– Mademoiselle, I have to upset you – you’re pregnant.
7) Doctor: Kya takleef hai.. ??
Pappu: Seenay me Bohot dard ho raha hai..
Doctor: Cigrette Peety ho..??
Pappu: Han Par “Gold Flake” hi Mangwana..
8)Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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.
.
.
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now!
9) Doctor: I am sorry.
Opration ke waqt Rubber ke Gloves
Aapke pet me reh gaye.
dobara opration karna hoga.
Santa: Abey, pagal hai kya?
Ye le 20 rupaye.. naya le le.
10) Bhagwan aur doctor ko kabhi naraaz mat karna.
kyu ki bhagwan naraaz to aap doctor ke paas.
aur doctor naraaz to aap bhagwan ke paas.
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