10 Hilarious Quotes On ‘Humor’ To Tickle Your Funny Bone


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1. “I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.” 
― Jarod Kintz, I Want

2.  “I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.” 
― Jarod Kintz,

3. “Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world.” ― Jarod Kintz

4. “Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.” 
― Jarod Kintz

5. “I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.” 
― Jarod Kintz, I Want

6. “What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He’s a loser—that’s why he’s number two.” 
― Jarod Kintz

7. “Writers don’t get mad they get even in their novels.” 
― Candace C. Bowen

8. “When pointing out the flaws in others, people always end up talking about themselves.” 
― Claire Chilton

9. “Love is relentless, and so am I ;)” 
― Keisha Keenleyside

10. “You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.” 

― Amit Kalantri
BY SHWETA TIWARI

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