Funny Appraisals
- Gets along extremely well with superiors and subordinates alike: A coward.
- Happy: Paid too much.
- Hard worker: Usually does it the hard way.
- Identifies major management problems: Complains a lot.
- Indifferent to instruction: Knows more than superiors.
- Internationally know: Likes to go to conferences and trade shows in Las Vegas.
- Is well informed: Knows all office gossip and where all the skeletons are kept.
- Inspires the cooperation of others: Gets everyone else to do the work.
- Is unusually loyal: Wanted by no-one else.
- Keen sense of humour: Knows lots of dirty jokes.
- Keeps informed on business issues: Subscribes to Playboy and National Enquirer.
- Listens well: Has no ideas of his own.
- Maintains a high degree of participation: Comes to work on time.
- Maintains professional attitude: A snob.
- Meticulous in attention to detail: A nitpicker.
- Mover and shaker: Favours steamroller tactics without regard for other opinions.
- Not a desk person: Did not go to college.
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