- Luis Suarez is a worse human being than Mike Tyson.
- “Is Suarez single? Asking for a friend.” – Mike Tyson
- Somewhere, Mike Tyson just became a soccer fan.
- Is that Suárez or Mike Tyson??? He can eat an apple through a picket fence with those choppers!!!
- That is just in. @MikeTyson will counseling #Suarez for his biting antics. Voila … #WorldCup2014
- Congrats Luis Suarez on unlocking the ‘Mike Tyson’ badge on FourSquare! #cannibal #worldcup
- Mike Tyson thinks Suarez is an amateur.
- So Mike Tyson & Luis #Suarez walk into a restaurant…
- Mike Tyson might be the craziest dude on the planet and he only bit someone ONCE. Three times? Lock him up.
- Mike Tyson even would be saying #Suarez went to far with his THIRD biting incident. #banSuarez
- Mike Tyson: “I’ve always found ears to be more tender. Back shoulder meat gives me indigestion.”
- BREAKING : Mike Tyson just sent a friend request to Luis Suárez on Facebook.
- Luis Suarez is basically the Mike Tyson of football
- BREAKING NEWS : Luis Suarez will now get Mike Tyson tattoo on the side of his face
- I can’t be certain, but I think there may have been a biting incident in the World Cup. Didn’t know Mike Tyson played.
- “These soccer players are crazy! Biting someone?? Wow.” – Things Mike Tyson might say if he was ironic. #WorldCup #WorldCup2014
- So what’s all this I hear about Mike Tyson playing soccer now? What? Ohhh, ok…nevermind.
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