17 Hilariously Strange Weird “Excuses” Given By College Students

We all experience days when we want to bunk college for no good reason or may there be a reason but we do not want to tell about it to our faculty.

Gone are those days when the reasons were having headache or falling sick or puked in morning etc.

Here are some weird and strange reasons given by students around the globe:

1. “I was sprayed by a  skunk (cat-sized American mammal of the weasel family, with distinctive black-and-white striped fur. When threatened it squirts a fine spray of foul-smelling irritant liquid from its anal glands towards its attacker) “
2. “I fell on my dog and was unconscious.”
3. “My car broke down and was held up by robbers.”
4. “I was in police station as I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.”
5. “I forgot to come college after I woke up .”
6. “I lost my shoes and couldn’t find them.”
7. “I hurt my hand while lifting weights in gym .”
8. “I was bitten by a venomous snake and I was about to die.”
9. “I had to take my dad’s  car  to mechanic as it was damaged in a collision with a cow.”
10. “Some people were looking for me to beat me.”
11. “My straightner burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.”
12. “My alarm clock forgot to ring.”
13. “I had to be there for my favourite actor’s grand jury trial.”
14. “My dog wasn’t feeling well, so my maid tasted the dog’s food and then got sick had to take her to the doctor .”
15. “I was stuck in a bad traffic jam .”
16. “My favourite  contestant was voted off and I was depressed.”
17. “I’m not feeling well and wanted to rest up for my friend’s party that night.”