2014 International Joke Day SMS, Wishes, Messages, Greetings In English

International Joke Day is celebrated on 1^st July 2014. It is a very funny day where you just chill out, enjoy and forget the problems of your life.

Here we present 2014 International Joke Day SMS, Wishes, Messages, Greetings In English :

1.  A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ”Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ”The driver just insulted me!” The man says: ”You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

 2.  Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.          

 3. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.       

 4.  I went to the doctors the other day and I said, ‘Have you got anything for wind?’ So he gave me a kite.  

 5.  My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.