Salman Khan’s much hyped Eid release, Kick hit the theatres today on 25 July 2014 worldwide. The film has been getting mixed reviews from critics and masses but the micro blogging site Twitter is abuzz with jokes about the film.
We present here the humorous reviews of the film through the twitter jokes:
25 Awesome Hilarious Salman Khan’s KICK Joke Reviews, Facebook Status, WhatsApp Messages:
- Humshakkals ka baap #KICK.
- Earlier they used to wait for moon to come out, now they wait for the release of Salman Khan’s movies to celebrate Eid
- Kick movie is a 2 hours 30 minutes advertisement of Suzuki Hayate where Salman Bhai keep saying “Isme Kick hain”
- The Film #Kick has nothing to do with Football !
- Everyone wondering what happened to the Mask of Zorro – it went to Sallu in Kick.
- Why is Salman Bhai A.k.a Devil sabke Piche & Sab unke Piche ? Because he Steals South Indian Movie Scripts for remake !
- Kick being promoted by Bhai on Pogo. At least he got the target audience’s IQ right.
- Kick is a story of a poor man who learns to ride bicycle and defeats Modi’s bullet train.
- Salman realizes at the very last min that he doesn’t even need a bike to beat the train (or mayb he was savin the bike’s life)
- Kick is the intense struggle of a mask wearing man who struggles to narrowly avoid speeding trains on his cycle.
- Instead of going for a salman khan movie donate your money to 3 beggars.
- Salman: Main heroine dekhta hu, script nahi.
- People if you are going into a Salman movie expecting logic then the joke is on you.
- Salman Khan – REMAKES me aata hoon, ORIGINAL me nahi
- Salman Bhai leaves his Bike & Steals the Cycle just because of Petrol Price Hike !
- *Krishh 3 Behid the Scene* Hrithik Throws away his Mask ! *Kick Start Scene* Salman Bhai Picks up the Mask & Re-Designs it !
- I got a reason to tell people why i resign all my good paying jobs. “Woh kya hai na..kaam mai kick nahi aati”
- An exclusive genre that is above scrutiny. No matter what critics write, it will earn not less than 200cr.
- #KICKDAY ? People celebrating it more than the Independence Day.
- KICK is a kick to people who wanted to kick the makers of Kick.
- Autowala : Bhai, Taran Adarsh gave 4.5 to Kick. 0.5 is less than 5 Salman : 0.5 is for VAT Autowala: Bhai aap toh ‘Thinker’ nikle.
- Salman gave review about the movie in the trailer itself ‘Dil me aata hoon, samajh me nahi’.
- Salman ki movies me story khojne wale ko Janta maaf nahi karegi.
- In the climax, Sallu takes off his mask, & it is revealed that Kamaal R Khan is the real hero!
- Kick: Salman Khan wears a mask because he is ashamed of his own movie Kick.
- Salman Khan wears mask on his face while riding a bicycle, just to escape from police if someone comes under bicycle.
- Salman Khan with the mask on in ‘Kick’ is actually Krissh’s kid who got disappeared in the end of the movie Krissh 3.
- When it comes to save Environment, always respect Salman Khan, he never waste a single paper on script of movie.
- He came, he did nothing, he still conquered.
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