1. “Because they’re stupid, that’s why. That’s why everybody does everything.”
2. “I dunno what to tell you, Marge! I don’t think about things. I mean, I respect those who do, but… I just try and make the day not hurt until I can crawl back in with you.”
3. “We have a great life here in Alaska, and we’re never going back to America again!”
4. “I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four.”
5. “It’s about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks!” –
6. “I hope he tells us to burn our pants, these things are driving me nuts.”Â
7. “Don’t you think you’re overreacting, talking gum-ball machine?”Â
– SHWETA TIWARI
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