Are You Single? Top 15 Awesomely Funny Hilarious Jokes On Valentine’s Day 2014

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Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Girl: Yes, February 14th.
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Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m stuck on you!
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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? “I love you a ton!”
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What do single people call Valentine’s Day? Happy Independance Day
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Q: What did one pickle say to the other?
A: You mean a great dill to me.
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Dear Alcohol….. Will you be my Valentine?
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To all the single people on Valentine’s Day, don’t be sad. Think of all the Money and time you are saving on not getting a gift
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“Whale you be my Valentine?” “Dolphinately”
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What did the pencil say to the paper? “I dot my i’s on you!”
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What is the true purpose of Valentine’s Day? To remind single people they are single.
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What did the bat say to his girlfriend? “You’re fun to hang around with.”
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What is another way of saying Happy Valentines day! S.A.D, Singles Awareness Day!
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Q: What is the difference between a calendar and you? A: A calendar has a date on Valentine’s day.
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What did the painter say to her boyfriend? “I love you with all my art!”
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Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.” Boy: “Really?” Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!”