Welcome National Humor Month 2014 With Hilarious Jokes And Riddles

4) Black Dot
Stare at the black dot…
after awhile, the gray haze around it will appear to shrink.

 5) Impossible object:
This is called an “impossible object”, which means that it’s
impossible to build. But drawing it is not impossible, as you see in
the image.

6) Vase Or Two FacesDo you see a vase or two faces?

7) Does this picture bulge out?This image appears to bulge out, but all the squares are actually straight.

8) Three FacesCan you see the three faces in the image above? There’s an old lady, a
man with a mustache, and a young lady.

9) Faces or places?Do you see faces or rooftops?

10) Faces Or SceneTwo elderly faces, or a larger scene?

11)Tongue twisters

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled
peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled
peppers, Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles
thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the
thug – although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand
thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the
thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles
thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the
thug – although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand
thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the
thirty year old thug thought of that morning.

There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they’re fishing the fissure for Fisher.

How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook
cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who
could cook cookies.
How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog
ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a
groundhog could hog ground.

How much wood could Chuck Woods’ woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods’
woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods’ woodchuck could
and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods’
woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods’ woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much
as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a
woodchuck could and would chuck wood.

Mary Mac’s mother’s making Mary Mac marry me. My mother’s making me
marry Mary Mac. Will I always be so Merry when Mary’s taking care of
me? Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?

Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore.
But if Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore
then where are the sea shells Sally sells?