- I just lost my job as a Psychic. I did not see that coming.
- Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
- I’m looking for a job where I am politely ignored and left to my own devices. With unlimited Internet access, doughnuts and coffee.
- If a job’s worth doing, it’s too hard.
- I quit my job working for Nike. Just couldn’t do it anymore.
- I love being a maze designer. I get completely lost in my work.
- I worked very hard to get to where I am in life. An unemployed university graduate.
- Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
- Nothing like a tattoo on your neck to let everyone know how uninterested you are at being employed.
- Sure I’m willing to work longer hours at work. As long as they’re lunch hours.
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