Football has been an iconic sport, it has had its great moments. It is sport which has made millions cry, heartbroken while some happy and celebrating. There have also been some funny quotes/sayings from the most popular and great people who have been related to football.
Louis van Gaal on Ribery – “If he wants to play on his own, he can go play tennis”
Sir Alex Ferguson on Inzaghi – “He was born offside”
George Best – “I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars, the rest I squandered”
Wayne Rooney at the age of 17 – “It’s an incredible rise to stardom; at 17 you’re more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson”
Michael Owen – “I don’t believe in superstitions, I just do certain things because I’m scared in case something will happen if I don’t do them”
Dave Jones on Carlton Palmer – “He covers every blade of grass, but that’s because his first touch is so crap”
Zlatan Ibrahimovic on his sexuality – “Come back to my house and you’ll see how gay I am, and bring you sister “
Jose Mourinho on Arsene Wenger – “He is a specialist in failure”
Mark Viduca ex-Australian captain – “I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league”
It got all funny when a reporter asked Gordo Strachan “There goes your unbeaten run, can you take it?”
Strachan – “No I’m just going to crumble like a wreck. I’ll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge. I can take it yeah.”
– Jainam Jhaveri
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