Wife SMS
1.Women live a better,
longer & peaceful life.. !!
Why?
Very simple…..
A woman does not have a wife !!!!
2.A Sad girl was sitting with her husband
Husband: U r d second most beautiful girl, I’ve ever seen.
Girl: Who’s the first?
Husband: It’s YOU When u smile.
3.Biwi: Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah par
dawat k lye bakra ziba karen?
Shohar: ghalti to me ne ki hai to saza us gharib ko Q dein.
4.Husband: Main Tumhari roz roz ki farmaishon se tang aa gaya hoon, is liye khud khushi karne jaa raha hoon
Wife: Acha aik White Saari to dila dain Iddat kay dino main kya pehnungi
Husband: Yes, I saw your dad paying the bill.
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
Ek bigarti hai to band hojati hai aur doosri bigarti hai to chaaloo hojati hai.
9.Women are like an internet virus
1st they enter your life, scan your pockets,
Transfer money, Edit your mind,
Download their problems,
Delete your smile and hang you 4 ever!
10. Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
BY SHWETA TIWARI
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