- Once Rajinikanth kicked a horse in the chin.. It’s decendents were found to be giraffes!!
- When Rajinikanth logs into twitter, twitter informs Rajnikant What’s happening!
- Rajinikanth B.com Accounting Answer Paper is Termed as “Accounting Standards”
- When Rajinikanth plays skipping, we face Earth Quakes !
- The earth spins faster when Rajinikanth goes for Running !
- Rajinikanth can speak in Braille
- Rajinikanth once went to The Virgin Islands, later it is know as “The Islands”
- Rajinikanth beat the Sun in Staring at each other Contest !
- Rajinikanth tears can cure the Cancer, but the sad thing is Rajnikanth never cries
- Rajinikanth can remember the Future !
- Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
- Rajinikanth doesn’t age, because time cannot keep up with him
- Rajinikanth can paste something even before he copy it
- When Rajinikanth logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
- There are nothing like seasons, Its just Rajinikanth who changes the temperature when he gets bored !
- Rajinikanth don’t like the other side of Moon! That’s why its not visible from earth
- Why Rajinikanth have less hair ?? In old days people used to use them to Cut Diamonds !
- Rajinikanth completely read the book Facebook many times !
- When Google wants to search something, they search Rajinikanth
- Rajinikanth can divide by Zero !
- Rajinikanth can actually run faster than his own legs
- Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
- There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
- Rajinikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
- New theory in Astronomy is, Galaxies are actually Running away from Rajinikanth
- Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 12 Seconds.
- To score more than 1600 in GRE, write Rajinikanth as answer to every question
- Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
- Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
- Rajinikanth once emotionally break down, emotion begged him for mercy
By Amit B
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