- What is the best way to save money during college? Answer: Use Happy Hour as your main dining option.
- Two parents were talking one day and one asked the other what their son was taking in college. The one replied: He’s taking every penny I have!
- How do you know that you have been in college too long? Answer: Your parents are running out of money!
- How many fraternity brothers does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: None. That’s what pledges are for!
- Where can you find sorority girls? Answer: Dancing on top of tables.
- Why is studying better than sex? Answer: You can finish early without feeling shame.
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