Flirt Sms:
1. A – U’r Attractive
B – U’r D Best
C – U’r Cute
D – U’r Dear 2 me
E – U’r Excellent
F – U’r Funny
G – U’r Gud Looking
H – He He He
I – I’m
J – Just
K – Kidding
2. If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
3.10 advantages of not having a “LOVER”..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don’t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don’t hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won’t hear “aaw.. U r dull today”..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don’t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life…….so be aware of LOVER
4. Dear January, how r February and march. April is not bad. Tell may, june and July dat august, September and October got accident in november. Urs December.
5. DO
YOU
KNOW
WHAT IS
MEANT
BY
———-MOBILE——-
M=meet
O=on
B=busy
I=in
L=life
E=every where
so now lets START
6. One day you’ll ask me: whats more important to you, me or your life? ill say my life and you’ll go and leave without even knowing that you are my life.
7. Hey! Cutie… ..yes YOU! you’re smiling again Its bcoz i told u that ur CUTE hey…… Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!
8. He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallow,
when he was satisfied,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
9. want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurant
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
10. Think big
Think smart
Think positive
Think beautiful
Think great
I know dis is
2 much 4 u,
so here is a shortcut
Just think about ME!!
BY SHWETA TIWARI
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