Laughing Fit: Top 5 Jokes On New Year Eve

1)

I Made No Resolutions For The New Year.

The Habit of Making Plans,

Criticizing, Sanctioning

And Molding My Life

Is Too Much of

A Daily Event For Me

2)

When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year, I gave up thinking. 

3)
You know it’s time for a New Year’s resolution to lose weight when you step on a talking scale and it says, “One at a time, please!” 

4)
A man asks his friend for a cigarette. His friend says, “I think you made a New Year resolution to quit smoking.” The man says, ” I am in the process of quitting. Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.” “What’s phase one?” “I’ve quit buying.”

5)

What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?

I haven’t seen you for a year!