The Best 20 Political Jokes of 2013 Delhi Elections

Girl: Kon Jeetega?

Boy: Arvind Kejriwal ya Sheila Dixit..

Girl: Yeh Donno Bigg Boss Me Kab Aaye?

*Boy Committed Suicide*

3)

Saala Hum yaha elections ke results dekhte reh
gaye
aur udhar Dhoni ne chupchap Ishant Sharma ko
khila liya

4)

Tring Tring.

Sheila: Hello?
Rahul: What is the reason for your defeat?

Sheila: Sirji, AAP

5)

Congress ne banaya public ko 10 saal se ullu

Isilye iss bar une mila baba ji ka thullu

6)

All Indians have gifted Soniya Gandhi with outstanding defeat of Congress in all the 4 states on her birthday 9th dec’2013.

7)

Sheila Dixit singing:

AAP jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye,

Toh VAAT lag jaaye
Oho VAAT lag jaaye!!”

8)

Kejriwal is now known as “Shilajit”

9)

“Hey Sheila, wanna here a joke?”

“Yes”

“Delhi”

“I didn’t get it”

“Exactly”

10)

Shiela dixit messaged kejriwal in morning today-
“karwate badalte rahe saari raat hum…AAP ki kasam…

11)

Tota udd….
Maina udd….
Chidiya udd….
Kabutar udd…..

Aur congress …furrrrrrrrrr…

12)

Rahul Gandhi’s latest Blunder…

He was heard saying…

It was due to Whats App… Application which inclined Voters to Vote AAP…

13)

2013 Delhi election results:

BAAP : 32
AAP : 28
PAAP : 8

14)

RAHUL GANDHI:
“Mom..! Ab Kya Baaki Reh Gaya Hai, TV Ka Remote Mujhe Do ‘Chotta Bheem’ Dekhna Hai..”

15)

Again its proved delhi is not safe for women..

see what happened to sheela dixit!!

16)

Congress has won 8 seats in delhi. Now, they can fit in innova to go to assembly. They are called innova party

17)

(Chattisgarh, MP, RJ, Delhi) Congress on sale @ OLX…

after defeat…

Sonia says.. bech de…..

18)

Last 2 days of Sheila Government.

Everyone must be busy burning files of all scams. We can expect to hear “File Not Found” frequently next year.

19)

Common man says, “Happy to see Sheila dixit being beaten by someone who was beaten up by policemen on delhi roads few months ago.”

20)

Who got the vote?

Those angry with Congress voted BJP.

Those very angry with Congress voted AAP.