WE feel our Thalaiva, Rajinikanth needs no introduction and present you what comes into your mind when you hear his name – his killer jokes:
1)
Rajnikanth’s Next movie is called Twitter
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He plays 140 Characters in It.!!
2)
This can’t be beaten!! Yesterday Rajnikanth adopted Two elephants, Two camels & Two horses from the Zoo…
Do you know why??? . . . . . .
“To play chess!!”
3)
Rajnikant was born on 30 February
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Since then February decided not to give this day to anybody else. Mind It.
4)
Rajnikant is thinking of changing his name to ‘Rajnikan’
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Because.
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He understands that there really isn’t anything like ‘Rajni can’t….’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5)
Rajnikanth went to world cooking championship
Of course rajni won.
But
Guess
What did he make in final???
Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.
Rajni rocks…!!!
6)
Finally scientists get success in finding actual reason of tsunami
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Rajnikant was swimming in the ocean that day!
7)
Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss…
The next day announcement was made…
Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aye…
8)
DHOOM-3 Scene:
John, Hritik, Aamir on BIKE with speed of 2000km/hr.
And suddenly, Rajnikanth overtakes them with Bicycle
And says
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“Save Fuel Use cycle”
9)
When you search Rajini in Google, what does Google say?
“I’m Feeling Lucky”!
10)
When Rajnikant was a Student……..
Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!
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