Slap day is celebrated on 15th February 2014 which comes one day after 14th February 2014 i.e.Valentine’s Day.
Here are top 10 Sweet Awesome Funny Hilarious Happy Slap Day 2014 SMS, Quotes, Messages In Hindi For Facebook And Whatsapp:
1)
Jab Ap hamse rooth jaoge
Jab aap hamse khafa hojaoge
Jab aap hamein bhool jaoge
Tab
Aisa
Thappar Marungi ki sab yaad aajayega
Happy Slap Day 2014!
2)
Santa ko Ek zor Daar Thapar Pada pata q
Ek Ladki Ka Mangetar Mar Gaya, Ladki Laash Ko Dekh Kar Rote Hue Boli.
Ladki: “Abhi To Mene Kuch Bhi Nahi Dekha Thha”
Sath Mein Santa Khada Thha, Sun Ke Usko Dilaasa Deta Hua Bola.
Santa: “Abhi Thodi Der Mein Nahlayenge Tab Dekh Lena.
Happy Slap Day 2014!
3)
Student ko miss ne thapar raseed kia
Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye?
School 7 baje Shuru
Hota Hai Fir der Q Ki?.
Student:Miss,
Aap Mera Itni besabri se Intjar Mat Kiya Karo
Log Galat Samajte hai. Hahaha.
Happy Slap Day 2014!
4)
Man 1 : Yaar tere ghar se hamesha hansne ki awaazein
aati rehti hain. Shaadi ke itne saalo baad bhi tum log
itne khush kaise ho?
Man 2 : Hamari khushi ka raaz bahut simple hai. Meri
wife mujh thappar maarti hai. Main Jhuk Jata hun Agar nahi lagta toh
main hansta hu aur agar lag jata hai toh woh hansti hai
Happy Slap Day 2014!
5)
Boy: I Love U…
Girl : Thapar Marungi…
Boy: Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir…
Happy Slap Day 2014!
6)
Admi dukandar se- zeher de do
dukandar- bina parchi ke nhi milega
admi ne apni shadi ka card dikhaya
dukandar- bas pagle ab rulaega kya
badi bottle du ya choti.. hahahaha
Happy Slap Day 2014!
7)
Boy: Jaan 1 Glass Pani Dey Do
Girl: Khud Uth K Pi Lo
Boy: Plzz Dey Do Na
Girl: Ab Manga To Thapar Maron gi
Boy: Thapar Marne Ao To Pani Lyte Ana.
Happy Slap Day 2014
8)
After Valentine`s Day 15th Feb:-Slap Day (dhisooooom) 16th Feb:-Gift wapas Day 17th Feb:-Ladai Day 18th Feb:-Manane ki koshish Day 19th Feb:-Break-up Day 20th Feb:-Dusri Dhundho Day
Happy Slap Day 2014
9)
Sacha Dost Woh Hai Jo
Aap Ki Ankh Me Pehla Ansu Dekhey
To
Doosra Ansu Ponch Ley
Teesra Ansu Rok Ley
Or
Chautha Ansu Dekhey To
Ek Thapar Mar K Bole
Ley Ab Khul Ke Ro!
!!!Happy Slap Day 2014!!!
10)
Wo Log Hume
Mohabbat Ka
Dars Kya Dengy,
Jo Apnay Kuttay Ko to
Sath Sulatay Hen,
Mgr Apni MAA ko
Old House Chor Aty Hen.
“Valentine my foot”
!!!Happy Slap Day 2014!!!
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