When Delhi Chief Minister decided to take a dharna, Tweeple decided to take a dig at his decision. Here are funny hilarious ones:
- #YoKejriwalSoBrave that he actually dared to think beyond IIMs
- #YoKejriwalSoBrave if Pakistan will attack India, He will give a tough reply by taking d whole Indian army with him 2 Border & sit 4 Dharna.
- #YoKejriwalSoBrave that he fearlessly enters a lift with Tarun Tejpal
- #YoKejriwalSoBrave that he is not afraid of giving Ishant Sharma to bowl in the last overs.
- #YoKejriwalSoBrave that when no party wants to be associated with Cong before 2014 elections, he decided to form Delhi government with it!
- #YoKejriwalSoBrave he ran away from Janata Darbar to save his life.
- #YoKejriwalSoBrave that he can sit on Sheldon Cooper’s spot.
- #YoKejriwalSoBrave that 5000 jackals have left jungle and came to Delhi to take private tuitions from him
- Arvind Kerjiwal & Delhi is like Cricket to other sports! #Delhi #YoKejriwalSoBrave
- #YoKejriwalSoBrave That 3000 Police officials deployed to tackle Arvind Kejriwal and his team.
- #YoKejriwalSoBrave that he taken hostage to all delhities for him own self serving gimmicks
- #YoKejriwalSoBrave his blatant disregard for peace of country and trust of people!
- #YoKejriwalSoBrave AK will replace David Moyes as the coach of Manchester United.
- Dramebaaz is sitting on front seat for media coverage without seat belt…!!#YoKejriwalSoBrave
- #YoKejriwalSoBrave that he will turn Delhi Secretariat into the house of Big Boss so there can be proper cvrge of drama
- #YoKejriwalSoBrave Don’t understand what democracy or rule you will bring for AAM Aadmi. CM is doing Dharna, Janta ko chaiye tumse Darna….
- #YoKejriwalSoBrave that he can lie on National Television and still say that he is the most Honest person
- Arvind Kejriwal should try Bollywood. As politics is not for him.#YoKejriwalSoBrave
- #YoKejriwalSoBrave that he can eat roadside paanipuri in his quest to stick to Aam Aadmi principles.
- #YoKejriwalSoBrave that he can defeat Rajanikanth, BruceLee & Chuck Norris singlehandedly.
- #YoKejriwalSoBrave sitting on dharna and protesting is like a chef of a restaurant protesting & complaining against the food he cooks
- #YoKejriwalSoBrave he sit on dharna aganist his own children for not doing homework & watching pogo
- #YoKejriwalSoBrave that AAP is looking to give Lok Sabha tickets to those who have experience of conducting 5-10 dharnas.
- #YoKejriwalSoBrave he suggests all the soldiers to wear sweaters and scarfs instead of vests and helmets.
- #YoKejriwalSoBrave he visits beehive without his traditional #AAP topi and muffler to check their shelters.
Copycat Congress ?
After Congress defeat in Delhi , Rahul Gandhi did say ,
” We have a lot to learn from AAP ”
For a change , he meant it too !
At the recently concluded AICC session , he outlined Congress Strategy for 2014 elections
He said ,
> We will ask people to tell us what they want . People will prepare our
Election Manifesto
( AAP did it first )
> We will let Congress workers to ” elect ” their candidates in 15
constituencies ( ala , American Primaries )
( AAP did it in all the 70 constituencies of Delhi )
> In many states , we gave responsibility to YOUNG and we will do so in
many more
( AAP is THE party of young ! )
> We will pay special attention to the ” NEW MIDDLE CLASS ” of 700 million
people
( Narendra Modi has already capitalized on this fact for 1 year ! )
> In the first 3 months of being voted to power , we will aggressively
attack inflation and corruption
( 1 year ago , AAP came into existence on exactly this premise ! )
It appears that after bulldozing the wishes of ordinary people for the past
66 years , Congress is about to re-invent itself !
Not bad for a party of 128 years to learn , a thing or two , from a party which is 1 year old !
Or is it merely a case of
> a ” Re-Active Rahul ” ( as opposed to ” Pro-Active ” )
instead of
> a ” Copycat Congress ” ?
* hemen parekh ( 20 Jan 2014 / Mumbai )
#YoKejriwalSoBrave he wants to stand for Lok Sabha when he cannot still guarantee his seat will remain in Delhi assembly.
AAP is the new Google !
Eric Schmidt , Chairman – Google , was in India a few weeks back
In an interview , he said ,
” It is quite possible that the next Google comes out of India ”
May be he was thinking of AAP !
Because AAP is the new Google
Within months of being launched ( Sept 1998 ) , Google left behind the mighty and powerful , established search engines like Yahoo / MSN ( Bing ) / AOL / Alta Vista / Meta Crawler / Excite / Ask Jeeves etc
In a similar fashion , ONE YEAR old AAP will soon leave behind , the mighty and entrenched political parties of India , such as , Congress / BJP / BSP / SP / TMC / CPI (M) / AIDMK / DMK / BJD / RJD etc
Why is that not only ” possible ” but also highly ” probable ” ?
Just look at what is happening on the streets of Delhi since yesterday morning
Arvind Kejriwal – and his cabinet ministers – are sitting on a ” Dharna ” , near Rail Bhavan – and even sleeping on the footpath !
They are raising their voice and challenging the ” ESTABLISHMENT ” of the corrupt / the criminals / the callous / the Congress
For the first time in the history of independent India , the Ministers are not sitting in their air-conditioned Mahels
They are out in the Mohallas , leading the people , ready to be arrested / lathi-charged / what have you !
Without deviating from their peaceful , non-violent means
They are walking in the footsteps of Mahatma Gandhi / Martin Luther King / Nelson Mandela / Dalai Lama
They will teach the oppressed people of the World , how to bring about a change – democratically , without resorting to guns
Nearly 72 years ago , on 9th Aug 1942 , Mahatma Gandhi asked British to ” Quit India ” – peacefully
And gave to the people of India , mantra of ” Karenge ya Marenge ” !
There is a strong possibility that the history may repeat today , outside the Rail Bhavan !
People of India are welcoming the rise of the new GOOGLE in their political sky !
* hemen parekh ( 21 Jan 2014 / Mumbai )