Top 25 Most Funny Nirupa Roy Jokes Trending On Facebook And Twitter


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Now its Nirupa Roy… The Lachaar Mother in Bollywood trending on social networking sites after Alok Nath, Neil Nitin Mukesh and Arvind Kejriwal.

1. Nirupa Roy’s laptop has got WIDOW-98 installed.

2. Nirupa Roy can instantly cry on a joke.

3. Nirupa Roy’s laughing MMS goes viral… she claims it’s doctored.

4. Nirupa Roy has 6 sons. All of them are named Vijay.

5. After Nirupa Roy’s first marriage, her father said by mistake: “Sada abhaagan raho!”

6. In her next flick, Nirupa Roy might lock lips with Alok Nath.

7. Cannes to roll out white carpet for Nirupa Roy’s welcome.

8. Nirupa Roy’s most horrifying nightmare: she saw that she was young!!

9. Nirupa Roy’s most romantic moment: when her husband gave her flowers for the first time…on Mother’s Day.

10. Nirupa Roy’s daughter doesn’t talk to her anymore as she tried to name her ‘Vijay’ when she was born.

11. Nirupa Roy has 73 shades of white in her wardrobe collection.

12. Nirupa Roy to play lead role in upcoming movie ‘Hasee To Phasee’.

13. Nirupa Roy dragged Johnson & Johnson to court over the “No more tears” campaign.

14. Nirupa Roy plays Holi with sindoor.

15. Nirupa Roy’s Whatsapp status says: “Last cried at…”

16. Nirupa Roy was once approached for a comedy movie. That casting director lost his job.

17. CRY Foundation has offered Nirupa Roy to become its brand ambassador.

18. Nirupa Roy was born pregnant. She became grandmother at 4.

19. Nirupa Roy sends Weepeys instead of Smileys.

20. Nirupa Roy looks for her groom in Obituary columns.

21. During school days, Nirupa Roy always preferred to dress as a Widow during fancy dress competitions.

22. Nirupa Roy still thinks Draupadi’s ‘Cheerharan’ was a wardrobe malfunction.

23. Spending whole day on Twitter and tweeting on Nirupa Roy, , Aloknath and neil Nitin Mukesh trends.

24. Alok Nath is the male version of Nirupa Roy.

25. Nirupa Roy, Rahul Roy, Rohit Roy, Ronit Roy. इतने लोग रोए, अब मत कहना मेरे त्वीट्स में दर्द नहीं है.


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