1)
Santa banta se: APRIL FOOL manaya?
Banta: Haan!
Santa:kis k saath?
Banta:Biwi ke saath!
Maine usko 3 bar talaq dia
jab woh rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!
2)
Aap jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa cute meri zindgi mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa cute meri zindagi mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa bewakoof meri jhhoti baaton per yakeen kare to “APRIL FOOL” banjaye
3)
Koi aapse baat kare…
Aapki tarif kare…
Aapko smart kahe to…
Use zor se ek THAPPAD marna..
Uski himmat kaise huee aapko March me APRIL FOOL bnane ki…
4)
Aeroplan aa raha hai dekho,
:
Dikha
Dikha
Chala bhi gaya Buddhu.
Upar dekhna chahiye tha na,
Mobile me aayega kya.
Happy April Fool.
5)
Rangeen ho tum rangon se bhi zyada,
Khubsoorat ho tum khubsoorti se bhi zyada,
Agar aisa sochte ho to,
Bewqoof ho tum sab se zyada.
6)
Fool tumhe bheja hai sms me,
Jara khol kar to dekhiye,
Dikha kya?
Nahi dikha na?
Are fool ye april ka fool hai jo tumhe fool bana gaya.
7)
Hum ne april fool manaya,
To unko gussa aaya,
Humara kya kasoor,
Zamane ka kasoor ,
Jisne yeh dastoor banya..
8)
In hasino se rasme wafa,
Or dil lagana sarasar bhool hai..
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din april fool hai..
9)
Ladkiyon Seh Dill Lagaana Ekk Bhool hey
Ladkiyon Ke Pi6e janaa Fizool hey
Jiss Diin Kisii Ladki Neh Aapko bol Diya “I LOVE U”
Toh mere yaar Samajh Lenaa ki Uss Dinn
‘APRIL-FOOL DAY’ hey ..!!
10)
Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ??
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla
11)
Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p
12)
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…
13)
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa
14)
Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
15)
Aisa DOSTANA hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu kinara,
Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
Mai MATAR tu paneer,
Mai VARSHA tu badal,
Mai RAJMA tu chawal,
Mai HOT tu cool,
Mai APRIL tu….?
16)
Santa got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
17)
Zindagi Mein Jab Aapko Koi Raasta Dikhai Na De.
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Koi Manzil,
Koi Dost,
Yeh Koi Apna Dikhai Na De..
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…
….
Then call me, Main Tumhe “Eye Specialist” Ke Paas Le Chalunga!
18)
Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho ?
Girl : Mere Marks Bht Kam Aye Han
Boy : Kitne Aye Han ?
Girl: Sirf 90%
Boy: BiBi Khuda ka Khauf Kro
Ennye Numbran Vich Te 3 Munddaye
Pass ho Jande Ne.
19)
Santa : O Banno Car Ki Speed Itani Kyo Badha Di..?
Biwi : Oji Car Ki Break Fail Ho Gayi Hai,
Accident Ho Jaye Iske Pehele Ghar Pahunch Jaate Hai.
20)
What’s Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What’s Oxford?
Santa: So Simple, Bail Gaadi.
21)
Plz ,call me its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai,
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
Warna
Gadha mar jayega.
22)
Khush toh bahut hoge tum,
Baat hi kuch aisi hai,
1st april jo aa raha hai,
Dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
Aur kyo na ho saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai,
Jo hota hai sirf tumhare naam.
23)
Phulone phulo ko phulo ki phulwari me wish kiya.
YoU are the most beauti-fool, wonder-fool among all fools
Happy Fools Day.
24)
Gulaab Ka fool baago me khil raha hai,
Chameli ka fool chaman me mahak raha hai,
Kamal ka fool pani me tair raha hai,
Aur april ka fool mera sms padh raha hai.
25)
Murkhta ke is pawan pak or pavitr tyohaar par
Sabhe ko tahe dil se hardik badhai or subkamnaye
HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY
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