Top 5 Awe-Inspiring C.A. Jokes, Trolls, Images For WhatsApp, Facebook


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1) Two friends died. One a CA and another a Doctor. They reached Yamaloka.
Yamraj: You both have committed same sins and both seems to have same merits. So doctor will get 5 year in hell and CA 1.5 years hell term.
Doctor asked Yama : Why I got 3.5 years more when our sins are equal
Yamraj : CA has already served 3.5 yr hell in articleship. So he got less term.

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2) The INCOME TAX ACT, 1961 says that
AUDIT can only b done by…
ONLY CAs!!!
Not by chote bhai(CWA),
Not choti behen(CS),
Not kale kottwale(LAWYERS),
Not by Lutte-pitte MBA’S…
ONLY CA’S.
MIND IT!!!.

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3) for CA Student…
Best T-shirt Quote ever:
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“i don’t need a girlfriend..
“my studies irritate me everyday…
that’s enough”

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What is CA?
CPT-Alpenlibe- Ji lalchaye raha na jaye.

PCC/IPCC-Mentos- Dimag ki batti jala de.
ARTICLES-Kinetic- Sabki hawa nikal de.
FINAL-Chlormint- Dubara mat poochna.

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5)

Once CA PAPER HAS BEEN LEAKED
OUT.
Q) Wat Is Da Capital Of France?
IN EXAM: Students Write PARIS Is Da
Capital Of France
RESULT DAY: Students FAILED
EXAMINER COMMENT(Wid A Devil
Laugh): Capital Of France Is “F”.
CONCLUSION: Even If Da Paper
Leaks Student Cannot Pass. Hahaha

Most of the students feel proud because they
took admission in CA

moral:- ‘CA’ bs naam hi kaafi hai..


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