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Gain good health with Top 50 best and most hilarious Funny Exam Jokes while entertaining yourself because it’s never too late to enjoy the College life.
Here is a compilation of 50 hilarious jokes on exams and studies:
-Too Many Questions.
-Difficult to Understand.
-More Explanation is Needed.
-Result is always FAIL!
2)
Exam + Rowdy Rathore:
Jo Mai Padhta Hu ‘Wo Mai Likhta Hu,
or
3)
Day1- exm ke liye itni chhutiyan..
haha..aram se ho jayega..
Day2- abhi to 6 din pade hai huh…
Day3- aaj to yar uske ghar jana tha….yha jana tha…vha jana tha… kal padhenge…
Day4- aaj pdhunga…raat puri raat…10 baje..off to sleep..kal pakka 😮
Day5- bhai syllabus bata,bus itna sa hai,yuhi tension lerha tha…
Day6- kya padhu,kuch samajh nhi aa rha…
ye karta hu…nhi ye karta hun…
ye vo…ye vo…”ghanta padhu ab”
Day7- abe tune kitna kar liya?
kuch bhi nhi..bhai tune kitna kr liya ?
abe lagi padi hai…!! bhai paper ka jugad karlo paise mila ke…kar lo bhai
bol raha hu…!!
”ON EXAMINATION”
”kaash 1 din or mil jata, faad deta subject…!!
4)
Height of coolness….!!
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Two best friends coming out of the examination hall
with chips and coke in hands..
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1st frnd: which paper was it??
2nd: i think math…
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1st: (surprisingly): u read the question paper??
2nd: NO..!
I saw a girl sitting besides me using a calculator
5)
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
6)
Long Back,
Ppl Who Sacrificed Their Sleep,
Food, Laughter N Forgot
Their Family Were Called Saints.
Bt Now They R Called
“Students”
During exams preparation:
1- sleeping
2- eating
3- texting
4- watch movies
5- chat with friends
6- dream of touching books
&
7- ask others
Studied something?
My nites going sleeples
My days going useles
So i askd GOD
Is dis LOVE?
God replied
No Dear
Syllabus zyada hai or tujhe kuch nhi ata hai
If ur teacher cries on seeing ur answer paper,
it is ur achievement…
HAPPY EXams Days.
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s cheating material today.
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet”
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Guess which song?
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guess!
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O Zra zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
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RESULT AA GAYA.
They gave me the questions which i don’t know,
So i wrote answers which they don’t know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.
It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful
Question Paper In Examinations Hall
And We Smile At Each Other And Say:
Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar 🙂 😀
But behind a failed student…..
A beautiful teacher !!!
9am- wakeup
10am- brkfast
11am- thinkng 2 score 80%:-)
12 am-watch t.v
1pm- lunch
2 pm-Thori nind le k padhnge dimag set hoga:-P
4 pm-games
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5pm- thinking 2 score 60%:-|
6 pm-troubling frnds “kuch padha?”:-P
8 pm-searching books.
9pm- dinner
10 pm-lo bhai light gai:-P
11pm- hey bhgwan! Bs smbhal lena
1. General students : Ans ALL questions
2. OBC : Write ANY question.
3. SC : Read ONLY questions.
4. ST : Thanks for coming to exam.
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete.
Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now!
Bcoz,
it Teaches how 2 Manage “Time” &
TackLe “Emergencies”!
Think Different
Air & students hv d same mentality
How?
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Both r turning d book’s pages without reading.
24)
The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up ! !
25)
AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:
They teach us to make “PLAIN RICE” in class
&
expect from us to cook “BIRYANI” in exams…!! 😉 😀 😛
26)
SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
27)
Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
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‘Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..’ 😉 B-)
28)
“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….”
29)
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
30)
The most “hungry + sad” moment
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When you’re sitting in the examination hall,
feeling hungry
&
then the invigilator is served
hot “tea with samosas”.
31)
The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet” 😛
32)
According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!
33)
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
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The One Lecture You Missed
And
The One Topic You Didn’t Read.
34)
There are two type of studies:
1 – hard subjects which Cannot be studied.
2 – easy subject that Doesn’t need to be studied
35)
A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p
A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
36)
Question: “How to kill an ant?”
Asked in an exam for 10 marks!
Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant’s hole
After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it’s mouth and kill the ant 😐
Moral:
Don’t play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks
37)
I Cried When I Failed
In 2 Subjects,
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But
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I laughed When I Came To
Know My Friend Failed In 5
Subjects… 😉 😛
38)
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
39)
Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?
40)
If Class Is Not A Place To Sleep..
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Then Home Is Not A Place To Study.
A Student Service Msg…!
41)
Why We Sometimes Write “Etc” In Exams?
Because It Means.
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E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
But Teacher Won’t Ever Understand Our FEelings… ;->
42)
A good teacher according to students is 1 who :
-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking
43)
What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
44)
Syllabus- 80GB
We study- 80MB
Retains in mind- 80KB
Write in exam- 80Bytes
Result cums in binary digits
i.e.
00
01
10
11
Kya life hai hamari?
45)
That Awesome Moment When You Get..
A Good Grade For A Test You Didn’t Study For
&
Suddenly Your Mom Wakes You
&
You Realize It Was Just
A Dream..
46)
what’s d difference
between people who
pray in temples and people who
pray in exam centres ?
Those r damn
serious..
47)
Hey Friends
I’m Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Xams As I Have 2 Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
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15 Mins
Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega
48)
If a Girl Gts 90% Mark Her Response
“Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata”
If a Boy Gts 35% Marks He Says
“Check Krne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar”
49)
What is Education ?
Education is n oraganised system through which v waste 1 half of our lyf 2 learn how 2 waste the remaining half of our lyf.
50)
Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..
But
Why does this bloody “EXAM” come again and again…
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