Top 50 Must Read Neil Nitin Mukesh Jokes Trending On Twitter


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After Alok Nath and Arvind Kejriwal, Neil Nitin Mukesh becomes the target of tweeple.

Here are the top 50 Neil Nitin Mukesh Jokes Trending On Twitter:

  1. Neil Nitin Mukesh is the only person involved in love triangle.
  2. What Neil Nitin Mukesh can do but SRK or Salman can’t. Group discussion with himself.
  3. When Neil Nitin Mukesh was a kid his nanny had to tell him three bed-time stories to make him sleep.
  4. Neil Nitin Mukesh is always on conference call.
  5. Ekta Kapoor started that “Nahi…nahi…nahi” in her daily soaps after she met Neil Nitin Mukesh.
  6. When Neil Nitin Mukesh takes a selfie, it’s a family photo.
  7. When Neil Nitin Mukesh was born nurse said, “Mubarak ho aap ko Neil Nitin Mukesh hue hai”.
  8. Alok Nath thanked Neil Nitin Mukesh…………………………….thrice!
  9. 3 mistakes of my life was originally Neil Nitin Mukesh’s dad’s autobiography.
  10. When Neil Nitin Mukesh draws a line, it becomes a triangle
  11. Q.How to get a hat trick in one ball? A.Dismiss Neil Nitin Mukesh
  12. Q. By what name Neil Nitin Mukesh’s wife will call him?
  13. Neil nitin mukesh ek teer se teen nishaan maarta hai
  14. Neil Nitin Mukesh hates bikes since he was fined for triple riding.
  15. You can claim a hat trick after taking wicket of Neil Nitin Mukesh .
  16. “Teenon bach gaye.” – Gabbar Singh, after attempting to shoot Neil Nitin Mukesh.
  17. Passing marks for Neil Nitin Mukesh is 99%
  18. Neil Nitin Mukesh are pissed off about jokes about them
  19. Two is company. Neil Nitin Mukesh is a crowd.
  20. Neil Nitin Mukesh has paid tribute to himself by appearing in a film called 3G
  21. Alok Nath got 3 Daughters and they are married to Neil Nitin Mukesh 🙂
  22. Neil Nitin Mukesh wants to form a party called “Teen Aadmi Party”
  23.  Neil Nitin Mukesh’s movie are never superhit because ‘Teen Tigaada Kaam Bigaada’
  24. Three Minutes Three Minutes Three Minutes : Me interrupting Neil Nitin Mukesh on News Hour
  25. After Modi called Salman for lunch, Rahul Gandhi is planning to call Neil Nitin Mukesh for lunch, considering him as 3 votes.
  26. When Neil Nitin Mukesh uses iPod its called triPOd
  27. What do you mean Neil Nitin Mukesh’s father isn’t the author of “THREE Mistakes Of My Life”
  28. Triathlon can be completed by Neil Nitin Mukesh at one go
  29. When Neil Nitin Mukesh files his taxes, he ends up paying teen guna lagaan.
  30. Neil Nitin Mukesh is the brand ambassador of Bagpiper, cuz “Khoob jamega rang, jab mil baithenge teen yaar…””
  31. Neil Nitin Mukesh votes for AAP, BJP and Congress respectively.
  32. Think thrice before you crack a joke on Neil Nitin Mukesh.
  33. Neil Nitin Mukesh is allowed to play only two balls in one cricket over.
  34. Question on Neil Nitin Mukesh in KBC,Who was lead actor in Johny Gaddar? 1. Neil 2. Nitin 3. Mukesh 4. All of the above.
  35. One small step for neil nitin mukesh is three steps for mankind
  36. You can be lonely but never alone. ~ Neil Nitin Mukesh
  37. #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he invite Neil Nitin Mukesh……………..thrice!!!
  38. When Neil Nitin Mukesh prepares Maggi , it got prepared in 2/3 minutes..
  39. The next 3 episodes of comedy night with kapil will feature Neil Nitin Mukesh.
  40. Neil nitin mukesh is never invited in weddings.1 ko bulaya aur 3 chale aaye
  41. ALOK NATH wants his daughter to marry NEIL NITIN MUKESH in future so dat she gets Bhai,Pati & Baap ka pyar at d same time
  42. Neil Nitin Mukesh loves traveling in the train.Because he always gets the lower berth.And the middle.And the upper.
  43. All the Dhoom movies can be made only once with Neil Nitin Mukesh
  44. 3 people topping India trends today for the 1st time in Twitter’s history.
  45. Neil Nitin Mukesh get 3 delivery reports for each sms he sends.
  46. Neil Nitin Mukesh is optimist, pessimist and realist.
  47. Neil Nitin Mukesh uses a triple SIM phone
  48. If you want free passes,call Neil Nitin Mukesh!He always has two to spare from the three he gets to the same event!
  49. Neil Nitin Mukesh can be the new ambassador of Zandu balm because ek balm teen kaam
  50. When Neil Nitin Mukesh retweets ur status u get 3 retweets 😀

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