After Alok Nath and Arvind Kejriwal, Neil Nitin Mukesh becomes the target of tweeple.
Here are the top 50 Neil Nitin Mukesh Jokes Trending On Twitter:
- Neil Nitin Mukesh is the only person involved in love triangle.
- What Neil Nitin Mukesh can do but SRK or Salman can’t. Group discussion with himself.
- When Neil Nitin Mukesh was a kid his nanny had to tell him three bed-time stories to make him sleep.
- Neil Nitin Mukesh is always on conference call.
- Ekta Kapoor started that “Nahi…nahi…nahi” in her daily soaps after she met Neil Nitin Mukesh.
- When Neil Nitin Mukesh takes a selfie, it’s a family photo.
- When Neil Nitin Mukesh was born nurse said, “Mubarak ho aap ko Neil Nitin Mukesh hue hai”.
- Alok Nath thanked Neil Nitin Mukesh…………………………….thrice!
- 3 mistakes of my life was originally Neil Nitin Mukesh’s dad’s autobiography.
- When Neil Nitin Mukesh draws a line, it becomes a triangle
- Q.How to get a hat trick in one ball? A.Dismiss Neil Nitin Mukesh
- Q. By what name Neil Nitin Mukesh’s wife will call him?
- Neil nitin mukesh ek teer se teen nishaan maarta hai
- Neil Nitin Mukesh hates bikes since he was fined for triple riding.
- You can claim a hat trick after taking wicket of Neil Nitin Mukesh .
- “Teenon bach gaye.” – Gabbar Singh, after attempting to shoot Neil Nitin Mukesh.
- Passing marks for Neil Nitin Mukesh is 99%
- Neil Nitin Mukesh are pissed off about jokes about them
- Two is company. Neil Nitin Mukesh is a crowd.
- Neil Nitin Mukesh has paid tribute to himself by appearing in a film called 3G
- Alok Nath got 3 Daughters and they are married to Neil Nitin Mukesh 🙂
- Neil Nitin Mukesh wants to form a party called “Teen Aadmi Party”
- Â Neil Nitin Mukesh’s movie are never superhit because ‘Teen Tigaada Kaam Bigaada’
- Three Minutes Three Minutes Three Minutes : Me interrupting Neil Nitin Mukesh on News Hour
- After Modi called Salman for lunch, Rahul Gandhi is planning to call Neil Nitin Mukesh for lunch, considering him as 3 votes.
- When Neil Nitin Mukesh uses iPod its called triPOd
- What do you mean Neil Nitin Mukesh’s father isn’t the author of “THREE Mistakes Of My Life”
- Triathlon can be completed by Neil Nitin Mukesh at one go
- When Neil Nitin Mukesh files his taxes, he ends up paying teen guna lagaan.
- Neil Nitin Mukesh is the brand ambassador of Bagpiper, cuz “Khoob jamega rang, jab mil baithenge teen yaar…””
- Neil Nitin Mukesh votes for AAP, BJP and Congress respectively.
- Think thrice before you crack a joke on Neil Nitin Mukesh.
- Neil Nitin Mukesh is allowed to play only two balls in one cricket over.
- Question on Neil Nitin Mukesh in KBC,Who was lead actor in Johny Gaddar? 1. Neil 2. Nitin 3. Mukesh 4. All of the above.
- One small step for neil nitin mukesh is three steps for mankind
- You can be lonely but never alone. ~ Neil Nitin Mukesh
- #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he invite Neil Nitin Mukesh……………..thrice!!!
- When Neil Nitin Mukesh prepares Maggi , it got prepared in 2/3 minutes..
- The next 3 episodes of comedy night with kapil will feature Neil Nitin Mukesh.
- Neil nitin mukesh is never invited in weddings.1 ko bulaya aur 3 chale aaye
- ALOK NATH wants his daughter to marry NEIL NITIN MUKESH in future so dat she gets Bhai,Pati & Baap ka pyar at d same time
- Neil Nitin Mukesh loves traveling in the train.Because he always gets the lower berth.And the middle.And the upper.
- All the Dhoom movies can be made only once with Neil Nitin Mukesh
- 3 people topping India trends today for the 1st time in Twitter’s history.
- Neil Nitin Mukesh get 3 delivery reports for each sms he sends.
- Neil Nitin Mukesh is optimist, pessimist and realist.
- Neil Nitin Mukesh uses a triple SIM phone
- If you want free passes,call Neil Nitin Mukesh!He always has two to spare from the three he gets to the same event!
- Neil Nitin Mukesh can be the new ambassador of Zandu balm because ek balm teen kaam
- When Neil Nitin Mukesh retweets ur status u get 3 retweets 😀
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